Awww, yay! So awesome. Woooo! Just lookit! I'm literally speechless! I never saw a view like this before. Not in my whole life!
Dromarch
It gladdens me to see you so enthused. The view is breath-taking indeed.
Finch's Driver
I can't remember you getting so excited about scenery, Finch.
But you've seen a whole bunch of stuff like this...
Really, Finch? But you've seen all kinds of vistas, without reacting like this.
C'mon, you've seen all this wind and water crap before. What's the big deal this time?
Finch
Huh? Really...? Uh... Maybe...? But this one's just so crazy-awesome! Are you sure you're not misremembering? Ah, that's the cool thing about all this adventuring business. Coming across stuff like this! I just wanna keep doing it. I just wanna see everything, discover it all!
And y'know another place I wanna see? A real hot place, with scorched earth! A fusty ol' dust bowl! I feel like I'd really be able to spread my wings and fly in a place like that.
Dromarch
Really... I'm not so sure.
Finch
Huh, whatever! Just make sure you tell me if you're about to go off to one of those crazy-cool places!
After the party reaches Tantal.
Dromarch
But... Didn't we see rather a lot of snow in Tantal? We were only just there...
Finch
Uh? Dondle...? It had snow? Seriously? Oh... Wait, wait...don't tell me... Umm... Did like, all you guys go on the sly, and leave out ol' Finch here? That was pretty lame of you jerks!
Finch's Driver
Hey! We haven't kept anything from you, Finch. Dromarch, are you sure we saw some snow...?
Hey, calm down, will you? Are you sure flea-bag here didn't just remember it wrong?
Finch, we never leave a man behind. Could Dromarch be mistaken?
Finch, we wouldn't do the dirty on you without a really good reason. Maybe Dromarch just got it wrong.
Dromarch
Huh? Ah, well perhaps I am mistaken. Think of it that way, if it makes you feel better.
Finch
Bah, you guys! I knew you wouldn't have stabbed me in the back like that. And for the record, if you're going off somewhere, don't forget to tell ol' Finch about it!
Finch's Driver
You really like adventures, don't you?
You really like adventures, huh?
You have a penchant for adventures, I see.
You've got a wacky craving for adventures, don't ya?
Trust +900
Finch
Yeah! I really love 'em! It's what makes all this wandering about worthwhile. Seeing new stuff... It's what it's all about! Hey... I was just saying exactly the same thing, like, just a minute ago... ...Right? Ah who cares. I'm probably just overthinking it!
Dromarch
Hahaha... Don't worry, Finch. We're used to it, and we love you all the same.
Finch
Huh...? You guys don't seem as worked up about all this new stuff as me. Don't you like new things?
Finch's Driver
Nah, I mean, we like them, Finch. We just don't get quite as excited as you do!
Nah, I mean, this stuff is still kinda cool, Finch. We just don't go nuts and flip a lid every time.
No, seeing new things builds character, I can't deny that. But a soldier's got to keep their dignity.
Don't get me wrong, Finch, it's good to see something new. But some of us have super-cool, ice-man reps to maintain.
Finch
Seriously?
Dromarch
Indeed, Finch. You have your own...very loud...way of rejoicing. It's one of your characteristics.
Finch
Uh... I... I don't...r-really get when you... Eh, who cares!
Finch
But anyhow... Let's hurry on to the next great discovery! I can't wait! Everyone good to go?
Dromarch
Very much so! Let us venture forth!
The scene fades to black. Finch's Birdbrain activates.
Finch
Yeah! Woohoo!
The scene fades in again. Finch is back where she started.
Finch
Look! Lookit! Get a load of that scenery! Never seen that before!
Dromarch
Huh?
Finch
Hey, can't you see that killer view, Bromarch? It rocks!
Dromarch
What... Did you forget already?
Finch
Forget? Forget what?
Finch's Driver
Hahaha! Finch, I don't think we'll ever get bored while you're around!
Hahaha! We'll never be short of entertainment with you around, Finch.
Hahaha! Every platoon needs someone like you, Finch.
Hahaha! You're an absolute classic, Finch.
Finch
Wh-What are you talking about? You're all weird...