Banter (TTGC)

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Banter is a random event in which party members may engage in a conversation after a battle, rather than using individual lines of dialogue. The following is a list of unofficial transcripts of these conversations, for which no subtitles or official English transcript exist. A list of Japanese transcripts can be found in Xenoblade 2 Official Artworks Alrest Record.

Lora, Jin

After Minoth joins the party:

Lora

*sigh* What a merry band of adventurers we are, eh Jin?

Jin

Indeed. Though I quite liked being just the two of us. Oh, no, it's...nothing.

Lora

Uh? Come again? You really should learn to stop mumbling.

Lora, Jin, Mythra

Lora

You really do have a lot of trouble keeping your power in check, don't you, Mythra?

Mythra

It's not my fault my enemies fall over when I so much as look at 'em funny.

Jin

...I would rather not cross swords with her again, if I can avoid it.

Mythra

With me here, it was obvious we were gonna win.

Jin

Presumptuous, aren't you?

Mythra

Hm? What was that now?

Lora

Easy now, guys. We're all friends here.

Lora, Haze

Haze

Wow, I never thought we'd find ourselves in the company of emperors and princes.

Lora

It's funny, isn't it? Almost like we've been dropped straight into a fairytale.

Haze

Life is a many splendored thing indeed.

Lora

I couldn't agree more. Let's make the most of it, shall we?

Haze

Oh, Lady Lora, look. Your sleeve is starting to fray.

Lora

Clothes get torn in battle. There's no way around it, really.

Haze

We both know that when your whole outfit unravels, you'll just end up wanting to borrow mine.

After Minoth joins the party:

Lora

I'm having such a wonderful time on this journey. Kind of sad to think it will be over one day.

Haze

I'll stay by your side no matter what, my Lady.

Lora, Haze, Mythra

After departure from the Militia Garrison:

Mythra

I'm getting some awkward vibes between you and Jin, Lora. Is it complicated?

Lora

What? What's that supposed to- There's nothing going on between us. At all.

Haze

Don't worry, Lady Lora. I'm still your number one fan.

Lora, Haze, Minoth

Haze

Blade Combo, third stage!

Lora

Awesome.

Minoth

Why does that sound so familiar?

Lora, Haze, Hugo

Hugo

This is my first time travelling like this! It's quite...refreshing.

Lora

Oh, really? Then why don't we do something to celebrate?

Haze

That means it's time to party. Gather round, everyone!

Hugo

What? Oh, that wasn't what I... N-no, hold on!

Lora, Haze, Aegaeon

Haze

Master Aegaeon is a...finely sculpted Blade, isn't he?

Lora

He's got a very estable core, doesn't he? He must have incredible balance. And that form!

Aegaeon

I would...appreciate it if you could stop staring, now. You're making me blush.

Lora, Addam

Addam

We make such a wonderful team, you and I.

Lora

Don't we! I'm about as nimble as you are...er...royal!

Addam

I'll drink to that!

Addam

This is no good. I've got to get a hold of myself.

Lora

You're always looking ahead, Addam. Aren't you forgetting something?

Addam

Oh? Such as?

Lora

Just don't shoulder all the burden yourself. You have us to rely on too sometimes.

After Lora is knighted:

Addam

I'll see this through to the end. Whatever it takes.

Lora

To the end? Don't go getting any funny ideas, now.

Addam

Pardon? Lora, I think you're reading into that a little too much.

Lora

Fine, fine. Just take care of yourself, alright? I want us all to share the same future.

Lora, Addam, Minoth

Minoth

Sorry about that. I wasn't paying enough attention.

Lora

Don't worry yourself. We all make mistakes.

Addam

Oh, diddums. Shall I kiss it better for you?

Minoth
(laughing)

Stuff a sock in it, clown.

Lora, Addam, Hugo

Lora

You're really quite wise in the way of the world, aren't you, Hugo? Think you could teach me a few anecdotes?

Addam

Ahah! Are you sure about that? He's quite the stern taskmaster.

Hugo

If you wish Lora. By tomorrow please transcribe one hundred pages of one of the Tornan epics, write a treaties on an Ardainian philosopher of your choice, and read a volume of History.

Lora

Er... Sorry... The dog ate all of my literature.

Lora

Ahah! That'll teach them. Never underestimate the power of the common folk.

Hugo

Indeed. The Emperor bestows his gratitude.

Addam

You're kind of giving the wrong impression there, Hugo.

Lora, Mythra

After the attack on Auresco:

Mythra

Say, Lora. What do you do when the going gets tough?

Lora

Well I...suppose I start thinking about the people dearest to me.

Mythra
(thinking)

Loved ones, huh? A solid plan.

Lora

Right. And after that, it's hard not to end up grinning like an idiot.

Lora, Minoth

Minoth

You're quite the skilled woman at arms, Lora! Still not quite a match for my experience, though.

Lora

Oh you think so, do you? I'm not gonna take that lying down. Come on! Arm wrestling time!

Minoth

Arm wrestling?! N-no, thank you, that won't be necessary.

Lora, Minoth, Hugo

Lora

Is everyone alright? No injuries?

Minoth

Hmpf. Do we really have the time to get all soft right now?

Hugo

He means "Thank you for your concern".

Minoth

Hey, I can speak for myself, thank you very much.

Lora, Hugo, Aegaeon

Lora

How are you managing there, Hugo? Not too tiring for you?

Hugo

Hm? No, I'm quite alright. It will take more than this level of fighting to put me down.

Aegaeon

Uh... Beg pardon, Lady Lora, but worrying about His Majesty's well-being is part of *my* responsibilities.

Lora, Brighid

Brighid

Lora, have you ever considered writing a diary?

Lora

I've thought about it, actually. But in all honesty, Brighid, I'm happiest keeping all my memories here, in my heart.

After departure from the Militia Garrison:

Lora

Ahah! Eat that! Alright, who else want some?

Brighid

Now, Lora, that sounds like something Mythra would say.

Lora

Oh gosh. You're right! Sorry! Won't happen again.

Lora, Aegaeon

Lora

My hair has really been getting in the way whenever I fight. Time for the fringe to go.

Aegaeon

A good idea. 'twould help bring out your beautiful eyes.

Lora

Oh, you think so? Well. Thanks...I suppose.

Lora

I don't know how long it will take. But eventually, I want to be strong enough to protect all of you.

Aegaeon

I feel the same, Lora. Let us strive toward this goal together.

Lora

Thank you Aegaeon. I'm glad to have you with us.

Jin, Haze

Jin

Your movement is more accomplished than before, isn't it, Haze?

Haze

Anyone could pick up a thing or two from watching you fight, Jin.

Jin

I'm honoured, then.

Jin, Addam, Mythra

Addam

According to the locals, the horrors come out at night here.

Mythra

Pft. You mean ghosts? It's fine! Just let me at them and watch 'em run.

Jin

I too will let none oppose us. Whether they hail from this world or the next.

Addam

Actually I was talking about tough enemies. Sorry to disappoint.

Jin, Addam, Minoth

Jin

It looks like I'm on dinner duty tonight. Does anyone have any requests?

Addam

Meat!

Minoth

Meat!

Jin

Understood. Let me consider our options.

After departure from the Militia Garrison:

Addam

You're really something, you know that, Jin? We really must spar, sometime. In fact, I insist.

Minoth

Everybody hates a nag, friend. Isn't that right, Jin?

Jin

I wouldn't say "hate", exactly.

Addam

It doesn't have to be right now, obviously. But it has to happen.

Jin, Addam, Brighid

After Lora is knighted:

Addam

I'm quite envious of you, Lora. Getting to enjoy all of Jin's delicious cooking!

Jin

You mean... As compared to Mythra's?

Brighid

I think you may have rubbed Jin up the wrong way with that one.

Addam

Ah! Sorry! I hadn't quite considered the implications of that comment.

Jin, Mythra

Jin

It looks like I'm on dinner duty tonight. Does anyone have any requests?

Mythra

Ooo, do something meaty!

Jin

Understood. Steamed vegetables it is.

Mythra

Wow. Rude...

Jin, Mythra, Brighid

Brighid

That was an excellent battle. I should record this in my journal.

Jin

Indeed. I'm sure there will be profound insights to be found in the telling.

Mythra

For sure! Just make sure to note how great I did, OK? Thanks!

Brighid

You truly are incorrigible, Mythra.

Jin, Mythra, Aegaeon

Jin

It looks like I'm on dinner duty tonight. Does any-

Mythra

Oh, desserts! I demand it!

Aegaeon

I too would appreciate something sweet.

Jin

That's not dinner. Try again.

Jin, Minoth

Jin

Ha. That's that then.

Minoth

You two work well together. Jin! You better hold on to a driver like her.

Jin

Yes. I don't need you to tell me that.

Minoth

Travel truly broadens the mind. You get to see a side of yourself you might never have met otherwise.

Jin

A new side of oneself... You think some interesting thoughts, Minoth.

Minoth

Nothing can ever happen twice. In consequence, and so on.

Jin, Minoth, Brighid

Minoth

The leading edge of History is less like a sword, and more like a bullet.

Brighid

I don't think I can take that laying down. Can you, Jin?

Jin

Doesn't matter. In any age, it's the wielder's skill, and skill alone, that really counts.

Jin, Minoth, Aegaeon

Minoth

Jin, Aegaeon! Shouldn't you be happier about our victories?

Jin

Ha.

Aegaeon

Hm...

Minoth

Oh boy.

Jin, Hugo

Hugo

Jin, your fury is certainly something to behold.

Jin

My fury? What are you trying to say, exactly?

Hugo

I mean... I'm just glad I'm not your enemy.

Jin

I'm not sure how to take it, coming from you.

Jin, Hugo, Brighid

Hugo

Are you unharmed, Jin?

Jin

Your concern would be better spent on Brighid. I would hate to give her any cause for sulking.

Brighid

Sulking?! I would do nothing of the sort. I merely ask that His Majesty express a touch more concern for his *eternally* devoted servant.

Jin, Hugo, Aegaeon

Jin

It looks like I'm on dinner duty tonight. Does anyone have any requests?

Hugo

Whatever we have the ingredients for.

Aegaeon

Anything you make would be a feast, I'm sure.

Jin

Those might be the least helpful answers yet.

Jin, Aegaeon

Aegaeon

Your swordsmanship is an inspiration to me, Jin. 'tis a marvel to behold.

Jin

I simply removed all that was surplus.

Aegaeon

Oh... I see that attitude extend to your words, too.

Haze, Addam

Addam

Oh, Haze! I've got a cracking ghost story for you.

Haze

Y-you...want to tell it now?

Addam

Yeah! It's a real spine-tingler Grandad once told me. Kept me up at night for days!

Haze

Ah no! Please keep it to yourself!

Haze, Addam, Hugo

Haze

Excuse my idle curiosity, Lord Hugo, but... What is it like? Being an Emperor, I mean.

Hugo

Well, it certainly keeps me busy. My duties are too numerous to name.

Addam

I imagine there's never a dull moment in His Imperial Majesty's life.

Haze, Addam, Aegaeon

Aegaeon

You look tired, Haze. Here. Just don't tell anyone.

Haze

Are those sweets? Oh Aegaeon, how can I ever repay you?

Addam

Aegaeon! You scallywag.

Haze, Mythra

Mythra

Thanks for the rescue, Haze. You're nice.

Haze

Oh, a thanks from Mythra? There's something you don't hear every day.

Mythra

Wow. I take that back. Haze is the master of lowkey shade.

Haze, Mythra, Brighid

Brighid

I think you'll agree the victory was undoubtedly *mine* this time, Mythra.

Mythra

I just wasn't really feeling it. So, I thought "Hey! I'll throw you a bone!"

Haze

You two are such good friends, I must admit I'm a little envious.

Mythra and Brighid
(awkward laugh)

Ahah...

After Lora is knighted:

Haze

Lady Lora, I'd love to tour some open-air hot springs at the next available opportunity.

Brighid

That sounds delightful. Sign me up too while you're at it.

Mythra

H-hang on just a minute! C-can I go too?

Haze, Minoth

After Lora is knighted:

Minoth

I'll have to jot down some notes on the last fight.

Haze

Master Minoth, will we become characters in your new play?

Minoth

Perhaps? But these are just some very rough sketches since I don't even have a stage to set it on yet.

Haze, Minoth, Hugo

Haze

Your Imperial Majesty, you carry yourself with such an elegance!

Hugo

If you had heard "The Emperor does not slouch!" every day for eighteen years, you would carry yourself just as well.

Minoth

Unlike a certain prince I could but will not name?

Haze, Hugo, Brighid

Haze

Lord Hugo, you've sustained no cuts, I hope? No scrapes, no bruises?

Hugo

Thank you for your concern, Haze. You are very kind.

Brighid

And why exactly are you staring at me, Your Majesty?

Haze, Brighid

Haze

Lady Brighid, I'm in awe of your perfect skin. Could it be a side effect of those flames?

Brighid

Unfortunately, fire related beauty treatment hasn't really caught on. I can't imagine why.

Haze, Aegaeon

Aegaeon

Such beauty... Were Haze but not a Blade, she could easily become His Majesty's consort.

Haze

Uh? What was that you said, Master Aegaeon?

Addam, Mythra

Addam

You know, I'm really glad it was me who got to awaken you, Mythra.

Mythra

Huh? What's gotten into you all of the sudden?

Addam

Ahah, no reason. Just thought I should mention it.

Mythra

So, Addam. Think you understand how to fight alongside me now?

Addam

Nope. No clue. I've a long way to go before I can measure up to Her Ladyship.

Addam, Mythra, Brighid

Mythra

Oh yeah! Mythra's MVP, again!

Brighid

I beg to differ, because to me, it seems like they had you surrounded.

Mythra

Huh? No way, I wiped the floor with them before you could even blink!

Addam

We've enough fighting to be getting on with, Mythra. Do we really need this petty rivalry?

Addam, Mythra, Aegaeon

Addam

Aegaeon. If you don't mind my saying, aren't you being a little overprotective of Hugo?

Aegaeon

The bonds tying me to His Majesty are stronger than anything in this world. I could never leave his side, not for any reason. Ever.

Mythra

I think "overprotective" might be an understatement.

Addam, Minoth

Addam

That was flashy as hell. Do that again, would you?

Minoth

I don't see the need to show off without any eligible girls around.

Addam
(imitating a fangirl)

Oh Minoth, you're so dreamy. Could I have your autograph?~

Minoth

Oh keep talking, funny man, you'll get what's coming to you!

Minoth

Life has been bustling lately. We've become like one big family.

Addam

You never have the time to feel lonely anymore!

Minoth

Stop trying to make this weird for me.

Addam

Ahah. I humbly apologize.

After Lora is knighted:

Addam

Another stepping stone to victory.

Minoth

Alright, Addam, put that emotion into a song for us!

Addam
(singing)

Ahem. ♪~Ooh, Torna, glorious Torna, the wounds I've borne for thee!~♪ Oh damn you Minoth, now it's stuck in my head!

Minoth

At least now we know you can carry a tune, though!

Addam, Hugo

Addam

That reminds me, Hugo. Did you ever overcome your fear of you-know-what?

Hugo
(defensively)

I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.

Addam

Aspar. Didn't you once tell about how one slithered out from under your pillow?

Hugo

T-that was a long time ago. Just forget it.

Addam

Hugo, we should come out with some sort of team attack. What do you say?

Hugo

Why not? Just give me the cue.

Addam

Good man. It's got to be something fancy, naturally.

Hugo

Fancy or not, I'll follow just the same.

After Lora is knighted:

Addam

It's not enough! We have to try harder.

Hugo

Don't look so glum, Addam. It affects everyone else's moral.

Addam

Argh. You're absolutely right. Sorry, my friend.

Hugo

It's okay. Just remember: we're in this together.

Addam, Hugo, Brighid

Addam

It's a great relief having you at my side in battle, Hugo.

Hugo

If I can make my comrades feel at ease, that is more important than vanquishing a hundred monsters.

Brighid

You are a paragon among men, Your Majesty. Precious few would reach the same conclusion as you.

Addam, Brighid

After departure from the Militia Garrison:

Brighid

Addam, please. Can't you do something about the Aegis' reckless behaviour?

Addam

Hm. How about we have Hugo bound with her? I'm sure she'd be better behaved then.

Brighid

Ah. No. Anything but that.

Addam

I know what you're thinking, but she tries. In her own special way. Go easy on her.

Mythra, Hugo

Mythra

Hugo. Do you consider the Aegis'... I mean, *my* power a danger?

Hugo

As long as you are with Addam, there is nothing to fear.

Mythra

Phew. You sure put a lot of trust in that guy.

Hugo

I think you understand why I do.

Mythra, Hugo, Brighid

After Lora is knighted:

Mythra

You...you did good back there, Brighid. Obviously not as good as me, but... Still.

Brighid
(has obviously heard)

What was that? I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you. Would you mind repeating the first part again?

Hugo

Shall I repeat it for you, Brighid? I had no trouble hearing.

Brighid

Goodness no, Your Majesty.

Mythra, Brighid

Brighid

Your sword fighting is so boorish, Mythra. You remind me of a rabid Gogol, the way you swing that sword around.

Mythra

Oooh, you gonna say *that* to me? You, with your swords that stretch out like Ardainian dog leashes? Actually, I just imagined you walking around with two dogs, and I gotta say... Might be kind of a good look for you.

Mythra and Brighid
(with disdain)

Hmph.

Mythra, Aegaeon

Mythra

Aegaeon. Important question. Who do you think is stronger? Me, or Brighid?

Aegaeon

Hm... You put so much stock in external displays of power, do you?

Mythra

What do you mean? Strength is strength, right? Right?!

Minoth, Hugo

Minoth

Young Master Hugo. We're not going too fast for your young legs, are we?

Hugo
(slightly annoyed)

I'm perfectly fine! You do not need to worry about me.

Minoth

That's good to hear! Just let me know if the going gets tough.

Minoth, Hugo, Aegaeon

Minoth

The bond between Driver and Blade is some powerful stuff.

Aegaeon

I would gladly excel at any chores His Majesty would entrust me with.

Hugo

Is...that what we're calling a bond now?

Minoth, Aegaeon

Minoth

Aegaeon, you and your teammates are great at teamwork.

Aegaeon

Thank you, Master Minoth. You and your companions also moved as one.

Minoth

You- Wha- Please tell me you're kidding.

After Lora is knighted:

Aegaeon

Minoth, did you see the way His Majesty prevailed in the last fight? Wasn't it quite...magnificent?

Minoth

Hm? Yeah, I suppose it was.

Aegaeon

Well? In that case...?

Minoth

In that case why don't I make him the protagonist of one of my plays, yes? Sure thing. I'll consider it. At least.

Hugo, Brighid

Brighid

Do you desire the power of the Aegis, Your Majesty?

Hugo

Her power is impressive for sure. But there is a strength I draw from you and Aegaeon that cannot be quantified.

Brighid

I think you overestimate our ability. But thank you. I'm touched that you feel that way.

After completing Community Spirit:

Hugo

Brighid, you really...gie it laldy!

Brighid

And where, pray tell, did you hear that expression, Your Majesty?

Hugo

Huh... I overheard it on the streets of the capital. Did I misuse it?

Hugo, Aegaeon

Aegaeon

Your Majesty, I congratulate you on your rousing success.

Hugo

If I have succeeded, it is only because I fight shoulder to shoulder with the greatest heroes I have ever known.

Aegaeon

Your Majesty...! You're so...modest.

Hugo

Aegaeon... Are...are those, tears?

Aegaeon

Your Majesty, I implore you not to overdo it.

Hugo

Your advice is appreciated. But if I do not push my body, it will only grow weak.

Aegaeon

But that is precisely why. If you suddenly start exerting yourself now, your unprepared joints may suffer under the stress.

Hugo

I said I would push myself, Aegaeon, not try to...deadlift a Jagron.