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A Thespian's Life

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A Thespian's Life
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Location Ayvill Shopping District, Mor Ardain
(Alba Cavanich)
Characters Mikhail, Patroka, Mikhail's Driver
Required story progress No story requirements
Other requirements After unlocking Mikhail's Key Affinity reward level 3


A Thespian's Life is a Heart-to-Heart in Xenoblade Chronicles 2. It can be found in Ayvill Shopping District in Alba Cavanich, Empire of Mor Ardain. Staying at Jakolo's Inn before viewing this Heart-to-Heart may trigger additional dialogue pointing to its location. Viewing this Heart-to-Heart is required to unlock the third level of Mikhail's Dimensional Wrinkle Battle Skill.

Script[edit]

Inn dialogue[edit]

Mikhail
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Yo. An old geez at the inn let me in on something pretty cool.
How's about you accompany me over to the Ayvill Shopping district? You down for that?

Heart-to-Heart[edit]

Mikhail is hitting on an Ardainian woman.
Mikhail
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Hey, baby. You're looking good. That smile's worth a million G.
Cute girl
What? Are you talking to me? What a creep...
Mikhail
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Aw, don't be like that...
Although, I kinda dig it when you call me names...
Cute girl
Leave me alone!
Patroka
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...Ugh.
You heard the lady. Cut it out, Mik.
Mikhail
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What, Patroka? Why you gotta butt in on my moment of sweet bliss?
Patroka
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Sweet? Oh please. She looked ready to barf.
Mikhail
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You sweet, naive girl.
She was just playing hard to get! Girls are cute like that.
Patroka
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...There's no helping your sick brain any more, is there.
Did you come all this way just to bother innocent women?
Mikhail
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But of course. What about it?
I've heard this store is popular with the ladies.
Patroka
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Ohhhhhh boy...
Mikhail
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Now, listen. This is an important part of my quest for self-improvement.
Patroka
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This? So you're improving yourself to be an even bigger perv.
Mikhail
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No no no, Patroka.
You know what makes a good man? A little attention from a good woman, that's what.
Patroka
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Those ones aren't even giving you the time of day, though.
Mikhail
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Urk...
C'mon, Driver, back me up here! You think I'm a good man, right?
Rex
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How should I answer?
Nia
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What do I say?
Mòrag
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How shall I respond?
Zeke
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How do I reply?
Rex
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Yeah, you're a good man.
Nia
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Sure, why not. You're all right.
Mòrag
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I think you're just fine.
Zeke
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You're a good bloke.
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Mikhail
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See? Some people get it!
In fact, you've just won my heart. Let's get married, you and me!
Patroka
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You really will just take about anyone, huh?
Mikhail
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That was a joke. Relax.
Seriously though, having a partner makes all the difference, doesn't it?
I mean, look at Rex - he was just a salvager, but now? Why, he's the Aegis's Driver!
Patroka
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That's an extreme example... But yeah, maybe you're not wrong.
Mikhail
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Right?!
For us Blades, I think it's important to branch out. Just being buddy-buddy with our Drivers can only get us so far.
There's plenty of areas where you can only grow through contact with others, don't you think?
Patroka
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Sure, I guess...
Mikhail
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I'm so glad we've reached an understanding, Patroka!
Patroka
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...Uh-huh.
Mikhail
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...Uhh?
Patroka
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But, uh...
Mikhail
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Yeah?
Patroka
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What's that got to do with you bein' a perv?
Mikhail
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Ugh, she worked it out?!
Patroka
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I'm so done with you!
Mikhail flees while Patroka pursues him.
Rex
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Those two make a nice pair.
Nia
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They're so cute together.
Mòrag
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They get along so well...
Zeke
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Thick as thieves, those two.
Rex
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Um...not really.
Nia
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Um, how about no.
Mòrag
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I think not.
Zeke
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I'd have to say no.
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Mikhail
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What?!
Patroka
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Saw it coming.
Mikhail
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Driver...my Driver! I trusted you, and yet you repay me with heartless words and wound my soul.
Patroka, let me seek comfort in your tender embrace!
Patroka
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Like hell!
Mikhail
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Don't you reject me too! You're basically the only one I have left here.
Patroka
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I told you to piss off!
Mikhail
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Don't be so stubborn!
Patroka
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Who's being stubborn?!
Mikhail
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I see. You still think I'm joking, huh?
Well now...
To prove how serious I am... I will do anything you ask of me!
If you tell me not to pester other girls, I won't...
And if you tell me to learn to eat sour pickled plums, well, I'll surely try.
Come on, say it. Anything at all! My seriousness is on the line.
Patroka
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...All right. Smash your Core Crystal up then, would you?
Mikhail
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So harsh!
Patroka
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I thought you said you'd do anything?
Mikhail
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Uh, I... That's...a very...literal reading...
Patroka
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Oh, and here I thought you were serious about me.
Mikhail
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...I... I'm sorry. I may have taken it too far.
Patroka
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So you admit you were toying with me...
As punishment, you will be the party packhorse!
That should give you time for self-improvement.
Mikhail
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C'mon, Patroka... Pleeeeeaseee...

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