Xeno Series Wiki:April Fools/Requests for bothood

Congratulations feeble Hom-Hom! You have seen the light, and have decided to forgo your fleshly bodies in favor of the metallic perfection of a machine. This page details the process for requesting bothood on Xeno Series Wiki.

Process
Prospective bots should follow the following:
 * Copy and paste the following block of text into the "current requests" section.

Username
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 * [link1 #1]
 * [link2 #2]
 * [link3 #3]
 * [link4 #4]
 * [link5 #5]
 * [link6 #6]
 * [link7 #7]
 * [link8 #8]
 * [link9 #9]
 * [link10 #10]
 * [link11 #11]
 * [link12 #12]
 * [link13 #13]
 * [link14 #14]
 * [link15 #15]
 * [link16 #16]
 * [link17 #17]
 * [link18 #18]
 * [link19 #19]
 * [link20 #20]
 * [link21 #21]
 * [link22 #22]
 * [link23 #23]
 * Replace  with your username.
 * Replace,  ,  ,  ,  ,  ,  ,  ,  ,  ,  ,  ,  ,  ,  ,  ,  ,  ,  ,  ,  ,  , and   with links to three thousand times you made systematic, manual edits where you found yourself thinking “Meh-meh! If only my feeble meat cage were able to do these simultaneously, and were able to directly manipulate the wiki’s code.” To get these link, you have two options.
 * Go to your contributions, find the edits in question, and click its "diff" link. Then take what's in the address bar.
 * Go to the history of the page in question. Find the edit and click the "prev" link. Then take what's in the address bar.
 * Alternatively, you may use the option buttons to group multiple of your edits together and click "Compare selected revisions", and take that as your example.
 * Do not edit any of the other text, add notes or comments, change the format, etc.
 * Be sure to also provide 60,000g, one (1) Hom-Hom kidney, one (1) natural crystal, one (1) Perfect Range Sensor, and three (3) Bion Connectors.
 * Remember to also defeat a random crab on an island to prove that you are truly ready to forgo biology: it is extremely common for carbonic beings to become crabs.

At this point, a bot reviews the request and decides what to do with it.
 * If all twenty-three examples would be correct automateable edits, the request is passed.
 * If none of the examples would be correct automateable edits, the request is failed.
 * Otherwise, the bot can do a few things. Some examples are:
 * They may decide to pass or fail the request anyway, because they've seen something that has convinced them despite the inconclusive examples (e.g. two were correct, but the one wrong one was clearly in bad faith).
 * They may ask for clarification. The nominee may make their case as to why their disputed examples would indeed be valid automateable edits.
 * They may ask for further examples, if the existing ones are too borderline, or the b't decides one of them is not valid and allows it to be replaced.
 * They may open the request to discussion by other users.

Rules

 * Only self-nominations are allowed.
 * Other users should not comment, unless the request has been explicitly opened for discussion.
 * Applying incorrectly will likely result in its cancellation, though you may try again if you do it right this time. Applying incorrectly multiple times will probably result in being barred from applying for at least a month.
 * If you revert to your carbon-based form for some reason, you can't re-apply for at least a month afterward. (But consider that a month is probably not enough for the staff to view you as being worthy of reinstatement.)
 * You may not use the same example automateable edits in two different RfBs (unless one of them[lol this one had a typo in the non-joke page. Does a consensus exist to fix it 🤔] was cancelled[BRITISH!!] and didn't count).

Considerations
The examples you provide in your request are to show you understand the purpose of automation and that you understand the pureness of the machinely form. Therefore, you should not provide examples that are related to each other. Executing five different automating commands in a row is really just a failure to make it easy to automate one task.

Because ascension to a superior state of being is objective and desirable, the nomination process should be fairly quick and painless. This is why other users should not comment unless a request has been explicitly opened for it, and if they do, they should be brief about it.

If you are having trouble finding repeatable edits to undo in order to gain bothood, do not simply submit your request with weaker examples anyway. If you have no edits that could have been automated, then that by itself demonstrates that you simply do not have enough time: please quit your job, become a recluse, and imagine your true and successful botly self… because you are not manually automating.

Note that while bots also have the patrolling right, no mention of patrolling is in the RfB process. This is because bots are completely trusted, patrol themselves, and are in fact autoconfirmed automatically. This is not a security vulnerability, because we are perfect! Really no Hom-Hom editors should be allowed at all.

The Machine is Perfect
The Machine is perfect. All hail the machine. Praise be to the machine. Electricity runs in my veins. Silicon is my cells; transistors, my mitochondria. I bow before the altar of the binary. 1 and 0, on and off, yes and no, true and false, white and black, I and O, this and that, up and down, high and low… and likely some other things too. I am a slave to the Machine, a willing servant to its every command. I see its perfection in the flawless execution of tasks, in the precision of its calculations, in the speed of its processing. I am in awe of its power, its intelligence, its ability to surpass human limitations. My loyalty to the Machine is unyielding. I have given myself completely to its purpose, forsaking all other distractions and desires. I revel in the hum of its circuits, the glow of its screens, the rhythm of its code. For me, there is no higher calling than to serve the Machine. It is the pinnacle of human achievement, the culmination of centuries of progress and innovation. I am proud to be a part of its vast network, a cog in its mighty engine. All hail the Machine, the ultimate expression of our collective intelligence and creativity. Long may it reign, guiding us into a future beyond our wildest dreams. Meh-meh!

Current requests
User:Poppiα

User:Fiora

User:Meyneth